What's up with me and Zombies?

Talking again about zombies,

haven't you noticed that zombies in movies are slowly evolving?

I mean at first, they introduced zombies as slow-paced human-eating reanimated dead looking for brains.

The next thing you know, they made a movie about zombies being as fast as a cheetah. Well, maybe not.

Imagine running for your life while these zombies follow your scent like a pack of hounds.

I bet they can even outrun my unicycle-riding monkey in a marathon.

It adds a little excitement for the viewers, though.

I was on the edge of my seat when i saw these zombies running after this guy.

RUNNING AFTER. As if the zombie's a real cheetah chasing its prey.

Oh my God! ZOMBIES ARE RUNNING!

Too bad for those FAT and OLD people. Oh well.

They don't have much time to live anyway.

But wait, they're still evolving!

Like POKEMONS. Gotta catch 'em all.

No seriously.

Besides, how could it possibly get any worse than the one above?

As if these zombies can learn to use weapons like axe and knives. HAHA.

IN THEIR DREAMS.

Or can they? :|

FIREPOWER!

Zombies can use some machine guns in some movies and video games!

I bet they can even drive a tank.

I thought they we're brain dead! 

WE'RE DONE FOR.

Zombies are going to take over the world.

WITH MACHINE GUNS!

This would be really cool if I wasn't scared to death.

Note to the military: If bitten by zombies, kill yourself. PLEASE.

That goes the same for those who own GUNS and FIREPOWER.

Save the hero from the hassle of putting a bullet through your empty heads.

And while you're at it, make sure you have exactly one bullet in your gun.

Thank you.

Zombies. They can exist. And they will rule the world if given a chance.

Zombies.

First thing that comes to my mind is flesh-eating, mindless slow-moving undead.

They scare me.

Even though the stereotype of zombies is that they are slow and not so bright, they still chase after humans.

One bullet to the head and they're gone.

But one bite and you'll be one of them in a few minutes.

It's a whole lot different from cannibalism because the last thing you want to see before your life ends is some rotten corpse munching on you. Ew.


except if the zombie is sexy.

Woah.

Just the thought of my family being zombies makes me want to run away from here.

Then how about my friends? I can't even start to imagine.

Or maybe my head's just preoccupied by my fear of zombies right now.

I mean, come on. People tell me that zombies are just fictional. Or so you think.

In my opinion, zombies CAN be real.

I found this article in cracked.com wherein it stated some facts that can result to a zombie outbreak.

All it needs are some scientists to test it out on humans and let it spread.

And I believe we have a lot of them, we just don't know they exist, yet. Or do we?

Do we?

So you're thinking, I just read one article about zombies and I already believed it.

"Could you be that gullible?"

Actually, yes. As long as it's about zombies, YES.

The wrath of Mother Nature's better than zombies.

I would rather be eaten alive by thousands of parasitic worms than some smelly corpse.


Okay maybe NOT.

A hot zombie may be a rather pretty site before dying.

So if a zombie apocalypse actually happens, I'm calling out to all the hot people out there.

Especially if you're Johnny Depp or Jessica Alba. Or Haylie Williams. Or Bret Jackson.

Please. Come to our town and bite me.

One thing for sure: I WILL NOT SURVIVE A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK.

How about you?